- No more helicopters
- No more sirens
- No more yelling from the street
- No more bikers/ricers revving their engines at the stoplight
- No more of that guy that sits in the parking lot next door leaning on his horn so that someone will come move whatever car is blocking him
- No more cockroaches
- No more rats
- No more o’possums
- No more trash to clean up from the driveway
- No more fliers to collect from the fence
- No more fence, period.
- The windows all seal shut so the warm/cool air stays in
- The doors don’t have holes drilled into them from crazy drug addicts trying to break into the house
- The ceiling isn’t falling down on my head
- There’s no need for an air conditioner when you live less than a mile from the bay
- The shower tile isn’t collapsing in on you
- The bathtub is not in the floor
- The toilet is not on a platform
- There is a medicine cabinet
- There are heat lamps in the bathroom to keep you warm
- There is a goodly amount of water coming out of the shower head
- You don’t have to look at yourself in a mirror while you’re peeing
- The light switches all work
- The light switches are where they should be
- There is a light fixture in every room (sometimes two!)
- The kitchen cabinets are clean and pretty to look at
- So is the sink
- So is the floor
- The fridge was made in the past 20 years
- There is a dishwasher
- And a built-in wine rack
- And a serving counter that keep the place feeling spacious
- The trash can goes on a little platform that slides out from behind a little cabinet door
- The view out the window above the kitchen sink doesn’t have any brick walls, chain link fence, or “NO PARKING” signs
More to come as time goes by, I’m sure…